The Original Binky Phone

Attaches to any cell phone screen with built in suction cup.

Just stick on the cell phone and start sucking your thumb.

The perfect gift for all your brain dead friends who have no idea they are in the Matrix or that there even is one. Just start sucking away your life watching nonsense on your phone. No need to be distracted by life, it's right there stuck on your face.

Now vidiots can have both hands free while on the telescreen.

Caution: Prolonged use may cause front teeth to bow out.

Cell phone not included.

Free shipping to United States only.
Returns may be subject to a 20% return / restocking fee.